First In. Last Out.
they named him First because he was born first of the litter. he took it personally. then he found a blue hat that said AMERICA FIRST and understood, completely, that it was about him. nobody has been able to tell him otherwise.
saluting the flag. and the dip. he salutes the dip too.
📜 His Record Of Firsts
it's not a slogan to him. it's a birth certificate.
born first
first of the litter by four minutes. has mentioned it every day since. his siblings got names. he got a title.
first to everything
first to the door — the visitor is still in the driveway. first to the bowl. first to the window when your car turns the corner. being early isn't his strategy. it's his birthright.
the hat
he found it at a yard sale. blue. said AMERICA FIRST. he doesn't know what a president is. he knows what FIRST is. the hat has not come off.
🎖️ Get Your Dog Tags
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📊 Division Report
the first division · all-time